宇宙天灾

星球局长：向地球发射导弹，别让地球留下一个人

Planet workplace：Launch missiles at the earth，Don't let the earth leave a person

地球人：Oh, no！Nooo！快点提及计划！

Earth human：oh hell no！Mention the plan quickly！

葡萄牙说：我们乘坐飞船快速逃离

Portugal said：We fled quickly in a spaceship

美国说：向外星发射导弹

America said：Launch missiles at aliens

中国说：使用人造黑洞把外星人给吞没，这样子外星人就没了，无论有没有再次复活的能力，这是最安全的

China said：Use artificial black holes to engulf aliens，Then there will be no aliens，With or without the ability to be resurrected，Are the safest

联合国推进了中国的计划，且开始建造人造黑洞

the United Nations advanced China's plan，And began to build artificial black holes

30年后，人造黑洞建成了

Thirty years later，The artificial black hole has been built

大家又说：机器人星球的机器人可以把我们传送至过去，未来，会把我们传送至他们的星球

The somebody else say again：Robots from the second planetCan teleport us anywhere，It can even be transmitted to the past or the future

就这样子，星球大战开始了

In this way, Star Wars began

星球当局：所有导弹己经就绪了，即将摧毁地球

Planetary authorities：All missile preparations are，Destroy the earth

最后，黑洞吞没了导弹

finally，The black hole completely swallowed up all the missiles

星球当局：哦不！咱们的导弹被地球人毁了！

Planetary authorities：oh hell no！You bring his pants first, our missile was destroyed by the man-made black hole of the earth